Looks like I’ll have to give up my dream of being the first newspaper designer to make People Magazine. Mario Garcia has been named one of the 100 Most Influential Hispanics by People en Español. He’s right there on Page 64, next to Shakira and her not-lying hips.

It reads, roughly:

Such is his reputation when creating new forms to display the news, that this talented 59-year-old Cuban is a legend in his industry. Editors throughout the world, from Bogota to Dubai, entrust their newspapers to him. One of his most well-known projects but is the redesign of the renowned Wall Street Journal.